How many people did you have sex with in 2009?
two.

Weed coke crack heroin oxy acid ex k peyote mushrooms opium?
mmmmmm

Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
no, ew.

Do you enjoy watching animals have sex on the Discovery channel?
you caught me.

Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
shoplifting, torrenting things, smoking and shit

Who is your Strangest Relative and why?
that shouldn't be capitalized.

Yesterday or Tomorrow?
tomorrow

What's the last mistake you made?
doing this survey instead of sleeping

Actually, do you like orange juice?
yep

Do you drink liquor straight?
^

Done anything you regret?
yeah.

Do you brush your teeth as soon as you wake up?
yes

What are you wearing?
nightgown

This past summer, did you have a "thing" with anyone?
yes

Do you think it's stupid to have more than one best friend?
no

What was going through your head during your last kiss?
i shouldn't be doing this

Who last disappointed you?
me.

Did you dream last night?
i dream every night but i typically only remember my dreams for like thirty seconds after i wake up

What's your background?
some crazy image

Have you ever been so embarrassed that you cried?
yes, but only after i got home from said embarrassment

Would you say that you were a "G"?
no.

Are you a slut?
no.

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
some.

What are you dreading right now?
waking up

Do you eat raw cookie dough?
no

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
yeah.

Are you cocky?
not at all

Do you wear your shoes in the house?
no.

What do you want written on your gravestone?
i'm contemplating not even having one.

How many house phones and cell phones are in your house?
1 house 3 cells

Is anyone on your bad side now?
Oh, yes.

What's the first thing you do when you get online?
facebook, or AIM

What noise do you hear?
cocorosie

Would you survive in prison?
maybe, i dunno.

Do you watch movies with your parents?
no.

Is there someone you will never forget?
obviously.

What does your hair look like right now?
it's up ish

When's the last time you laughed really hard?
today

Do you sleep with socks on?
only when i'm cold.

When was the last time you broke down and cried?
i don't remember.

i am considered a minor.
i am over 18.
i am under 13.
i am in between the ages of 13 and 18.
i wish i was older.
i wish i was younger.
i like my age.
i know how to drive, even though i’m too young to have my license.
i drink/smoke and i'm underage.

my appearance:
i have brown hair.
i have blond hair.
i have black hair.
i have red hair.
i have an unnatural hair color.
i’ve dyed my hair before.
i’ve gotten highlights/lowlights before.
i have curly hair.
i have straight hair.
i have wavy hair.
i have frizzy hair.
i straighten my hair every day.
i have brown eyes.
i have blue eyes.
i have gray eyes.
i have hazel eyes.
i have green eyes.
my eyes change colors.
i use color contacts.
i have glasses.
i use regular contacts.
i got laser eye surgery.
i am under 5’4.
i’m under 5 feet.
i’m over 5’4.
i am over 6 feet tall.
i love my height.
i hate my height.
i am happy with the size i am.
i am over 110 lbs.
i am over 130 lbs.
i wish i was skinnier.
i wish i could gain some weight.
i am trying to lose weight.
i have gone on fad diets before.
i have taken diet pills and laxatives.
my shoe size is above a 9.
my shoe size is under a 5.
my shoe size is normal.
it’s hard for me to find shoes that fit.

style/makeup:
i shop at stores like abercrombie, holllister, and american eagle.
i shop at hot topic.
i shop at stores like pacsun and zumies.
i shop at stores like bloomingdales and saks.
i shop at stores like forever 21 and urban outfitters.
i shop at walmart, target, and kmart.
i love shopping.
i hate shopping, and still wear stuff from five years ago.
i own a designer purse.
i love those oversized tote bags.
i despise skinny jeans.
i wear highwaisted jeans
marykate olsen is definitely my style icon.
shoes are my life.
i live in my converses.
i love uggs!
i absolutely cannot stand flip flops.
i get my nails done every week.
i wear perfume.
i hate pedicures.
i wear false eyelashes.
i wear a lot of makeup.
i don’t wear any makeup.
i love burt's bees.
i wear a ton of eyeliner.
i wear lipstick.
i wear lipliner.
i feel uncomfortable when wearing mini skirts.
i wear a lot of low cut shirts that show a lot of cleavage.
high heels are sexy.
i cannot walk in high heels.
i love wedges.
i live in my jeans.
my dog is my favorite accessory.
i wear thongs and gstrings.
i prefer granny panties.
i just wear regular underwear.
i buy all my bras from victoria’s secret.
i love victoria’s secret’s pink line.

school:
i am in elementary school.
i am in middle school.
i am in high school.
i am in college.
i am a high school dropout.
i am home schooled.
i go to a private school.
i go to a catholic school.
i go to a public school.
i am in honors classes.
i am in a.p. classes.
i want to get into an ivy league college.
my favorite class is english.
i hate science.
i hate english.
i love math.
i am currently failing one or more of my classes.
my teachers are horrible, and i have no clue why they were hired.
i love my teachers.
i want to graduate now!
i wish i could stay in high school forever.
i am in band or orchestra.
i am in choir.
i'm in a lot of clubs.
i play a ton of school sports.
i’m on a varsity or jv team.
i’m in all the school plays.
i can hardly wait to go to college.

my friends:
i have a best friend.
i have more than one best friend.
i have a lot of acquaintances.
i don’t have any friends.
my friends are crazy, but i love them.
my friends and i do a ton of stuff together.
i have a lot of guy friends.
i have had the same best friend for years.
my best friends change like i change my underwear.
my friends and i get into a lot of fights.

the opposite sex (or same sex):
i have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
i’m single.
i hook up frequently.
i've never had a boyfriend.
i'm straight.
i'm gay.
i'm bi.
i'm boycrazy.
i've dated my friend’s ex.
i'm a virgin.
i've never been kissed.
i've had an abortion before.
i was pregnant in high school.
i'm saving myself until i’m married.
i'm just waiting for the right guy to have sex with.
i lost my virginity under the age of 13.
i love tall guys.
i would date someone shorter than me.
i focus more on looking for a guy/girl with a good personality than a really hot guy/girl.
i love guys with blue eyes.
facial hair is sexy on some boys.
guys with piercings and tattoos are amazing.
i love preppy guys.
i love the nerds.
i would date someone in the army.

family:
my parents are married.
my parents are divorced.
my parents are living together, but aren’t married.
i love my parents.
i hate my parents.
i love my parents, but they annoy me a lot.
my parents are so embarrassing!
my parents are really strict.
my parents let me do whatever i want.
i tell everything to my parents.
i don’t tell anything to my parents.
i have a brother.
i have a sister.
i am the oldest in the family.
i’m in the middle.
i’m the youngest in the family.
i have a brother or sister in college.
i babysit my brother or sister all the time.
i love my grandparents.
one or more of my great grandparents are alive.
i've been to a family reunion before.

other stuff:
i’m a grammar nazi.
i love erasers.
chocolate is sex.
i'm pro choice.
i'm pro life.
i'm a democrat.
i'm a republican.
i don't know what i am.
i love bush.
i check my email every day.
i use msn.
i love facebook.
i prefer myspace.
i hate people that type liike thiis 0r th!$ or thisssss.
i love chinese food.


You are 5'5" or over
You are in college
You love cats
You have had some sort of mental disorder before
You like to watch Food Network
You work out regularly
You have a lot of pets
You get along well with your parents
You are insane about cream cheese
You like to read
You play more than one instrument
You hate wearing heels
You wear skinny jeans often
You suffer from frequent headaches
Evangelists annoy you
You are interested in psychology
You seldom fight with your boyfriend
Alcohol makes you sick
You enjoy smoking hookah
You quit smoking weed
You've been in the ER
You like baking things
You like big dogs
You have your own car
Your parents are older than 50
You've played a Pokemon game in the last 2 years
You miss high school
You love sleeping in
You are not a morning person
You like CSI
You avoid some people so you can avoid awkward situations
You hate small talk
You've lived in another country before
You don't have a favorite celebrity
You can't roll your tongue
You don't drink soda
You hate celery
You like broccoli
You are on medication
Seafood is your favorite kind of food
You wear shoes from Urban Outfitters
You'd rather wear pants than skirts
You have a unique sense of humor
Summer is your favorite season

Do you ever feel like you can't get enough air into your lungs?
yeah.

how many times a day do you bite your nails?
i don't anymore

every had strawberry nesquik?
maybe

do you drink juiceboxes much?
no.

if you drink alcohol, what are you like when you're drunk?
heh

do you like cats?
they're aiiight

ever painted pottery and given it to someone as a gift?
no

what's your favorite gameboy game, if you have one?
POKEMON :) just got soulsilver biotch

do you use lipgloss or chapstick more?
chapstick, i hate lip gloss

how often do you shave your legs?
depends.

are you tan?
NO

is there construction paper somewhere in your house?
yes

do you get mail from any colleges?
nope

are most of your friends christian?
i dunno. i think most of them are over the whole "God" idea.

ever gotten a henna tattoo?
no, but i want to, haha.

if you have an ipod, how many gigabytes can it store?
160!

what's the least common color in your closet?
i don't have much green

what's your best friend's favorite place to shop?
urban outfitters probably. but she mostly shops online.

do you know what my mom's first car was?
no?

did you ever do dangerous things like run into the street when you were little?
hahaaha yes

how many pens or pencils can you see from where you're sitting?
none, i just cleaned my desk.

do you like touchscreen phones or ones with buttons better?
buttons

if you were going to put numbers down on a lottery ticket right now, what would they be?
how many numbers do I need? haha I'm clueless..



1. If you had to pick any one of the guys you know to kiss who would it be?
henry.

2. Did you ever go through the "tom boy" phase?
no.

3. Do you have more girl friends, or guy friends?
in between.

4. Describe boys in two words.
crazy weirdos.

5. Do you listen to any kind of music when you are sad?
yeah

6. Quotes: gay or sweet?
they can be good, depends. not cheesey ones.

7. What is something you would really like to hear right now?
Henry telling me he's coming back.

8. What is something that is usually on your mind?
Henry, my weight/appearance, sleeping

9. Have you ever been publically humilated?
yep

10. Are you a good dancer?
not really.

11. If so, what is your ultimate dancing song.
well... i jam to GaGa like no other

12. Can you complete these lyrics? Where do you go where you're lonely...
no.

13. Do you consider yourself as a slut?
no

14. What makes you happy?
feeling appreciated.

15. Do you forgive people easily?
eh, yeah i guess

16. What is a major pet peeve of yours?
when skinny people whine about being fat. shuddup.

17. Do you like your hair?
no.

18. Would you ever get piercings?
yes

19. Thongs or no?
yep

20. Can you, or could you ever, do a cartwheel?
nope :[[

21. Do you usually fall for people fast?
no

22. What is one of the craziest things you have done for someone?
i dunno.

23. Name a person's phone number that you have memorized.
mum

24. Do you like chick flicks?
not particularly

25. Have you ever said after seeing a baby. "Awww I want one!"
nooooooo

Write the title of each song

THE PAST
1. This explains your worst mistake.
Damn You Look Good and I'm Drunk - Cobra Starship {oh my god.. kind of}

2. This explains what was going through your mind during your first kiss.
Breathing - Yellowcard {these are scarily accurate}

3. This explain what was going through the other peron's mind.
Massage Situation - Flying Lotus {LMFAO I swear I'm not cheating}

4. Your parents always thought you would become..
Saturday - Fall Out Boy

5. This explains your first date.
Buzzin' - Shwayze

6. This represents you and your first love.
Wine Red - The Hush Sound

7. You and your most recent ex.
Time to Pretend - MGMT

8. This explains your first time.
Brat Pack - The Rocket Summer

9. This explains what the other person thought afterwards.
God's Bathroom Floor- Atmosphere {oh god I hope not}

10. Your first job was..
Starstruck - Yellowcard

11. Middle school was..
Down With The Sickness - Disturbed

12. You got through high school doing..
Angie - Cobra Starship

13. This is how you pictured your life in the future..
Clowne Towne - Xiu Xiu

14. Your first car was..
K-Hole - CocoRosie {bad sign}

15. Your first road trip was..
Hammers and Hearts - Daphne Loves Derby


THE PRESENT
1. Your biggest problem in life at the moment..
Here Comes - Tahiti 80

2. This is how your boyfriend/girlfriend feels about you..
Lazy Eye - Silversun Pickups. {wow, he hates this song}

3. This is what your best friend would say about you..
Move Along - All American Rejects

4. Your parents think of you when they hear this..
Cath... - Death Cab For Cutie

5. You love to jam out to..
Doin' Time - Sublime {<3}

6. This is how you feel about love..
Pictures of You - The Last Goodnight

7. This describes your outlook on the future..
Twisted Transistor - KoRn

8. You currently want..
The End Has No End - The Strokes

9. You currently need..
Put the Lime in the Coconut - Harry Nilsson {I love this song}

10. Those who are envious of you think..
Indiana - Forever the Sickest Kids

11. This is how you are in school..
The Coldest Day of My Life - Autopirate

12. This describes one of your secrets..
Nineteen - Tegan and Sara

13. This first thing you think every morning..
Big Shots - Eyedea & Abilites {lol}

14. The first impression you give is..
Little Man - Atmospheree

15. This explains how you feel about the world..
Set It Off - Girl Talk


THE FUTURE
1. The song playing when you meet "the one".
At the Bottom of Everything - Bright Eyes

2. Your wedding song will be..
Sapphire Magic - Portugal. The Man

3. This describes your children..
1989 - MSI

4. Your family pet is..
Kids With Guns - Gorillaz {this should have been the last one hahaha}

5. You will live..
Werewolf - CocoRosie

6. Your occupation is..
Summer Hair = Forever Young - The Academy Is...

7. This describes how you feel about work..
Sketchbook - Flying Lotus

8. About your husband..
Stolen - Dashboard Confessional {aw}

9. You find out you have this sickness..
21 Questions - 50 Cent

10. Everyone around you feels..
Money To Burn- MGMT

11. You lose someone close to you and you feel..
That 70's Song - The Cab

12. This is how you feel about life now..
Sex On Fire - Kings of Leon

13. The most you will learn in life is..
Rainbow Stylin - Royksopp

14. Your best time in life was..
I Got This Feelin' - Mates of State

15. You'll never forget..
The Good Left Undone - Rise Against

One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. Your reaction?
fuck da po-lice

Would you ever consider working for the government?
no.

If you had a magical pencil, and everything you drew became real what would you draw?
drugs, money, an invention to suck out my stomach fat

Your boots were made for:
stylin'

The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is:
sexual predator

Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. The plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner?
waaaah

Some animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think?
some.

What would you like to touch?
my bed

Does anything you own glow in the dark?
somethin' probably does

Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn?
dragon!

Do things just always go right for you?
HAH, no.

Are you more like Spongebob, who does nothing right, but still everything good happens to, or like Squidward, who tries to do things right, and ends up having nothing good happen to him?
i'm like patrick. dumb.

What is the difference between intellectualism and pretentiousness?
intellectuals have valid ideas and questions and are generally more interesting to talk to. pretentious fuckers like to ramble on and on and use big words just to prove they can.

What do you like in a poem, accessibility, crypticness or something in between?
mm i don't know.

Has learning to spell become obsolete?
no.

Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with? Why the conflict?
parents for obvious reasons

What subjects do you refuse to talk about? Why are you hiding from them?
none really

Are you every parent's wet dream?
what the fuckkk i hope not

Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not?
cause YOU ruined it for us by asking that question.

Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member?
maybe

When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting, etc.) of a friend, family member, or acquaintance, how likely are you to criticize it?
i usually point out the good things and subtly hint at areas that could be improved. but art's all perception

Do you mentally reject people? Before speaking to them?
uh no

Are we already living out 1984?
no

Are you arrogant? About what?
no

Use the two following words in a sentence: ghandi, ford.
you fucked up the spelling of gandhi, kind of like ford fucked up and went bankrupt. 

Name the ten bands you are the biggest fan of:
uh. mgmt passion pit atmosphere blink-182 chili peps idk

Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character?
it really depends

Who has rejected you? Who have you rejected?
no one exactly has rejected me. but i've rejected people before

Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes?
perfumes. i don't like b.o.

When you hear someone make a joke about something, will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up?
no.

What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up?
i would probaby say "this person phrased this perfectly" and then put their intelligent statement after that

Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?
no fuck alaska.

You are interested in a potential mate who is already attached. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone?
um it really dpends

Do you play in the snow?
no.

Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust?
uh